Thursday

Dark and dreary hello winter, sorry i cant stay but ive got a plane to catch.

Wednesday

so apparently im clumsy. I fall down at least twice a year in public. I slipped about two weeks ago getting off a tram and wednesday i injured myself three times.
The thumb i got a paper cut from a manilla folder man it stung.
The index finger a sliced on a pair of scissors i was trying to clean.
And the bruise on my middle finger was from slamming my finger in a sliding door!

Monday

More coloured floors from work,

Saturday

Armed with eyeliner and red lipstick i am ready to brave a saturday night on the town. As usual big fucking mistake follow friends to swan st in richmond the same evening they have a 50,000 strong crowd at the MCG for the football FUCK FUCK, oh well home by 11:30pm and didnt have one drink (mainly due to the large hangover from fridays festivities) any hoo, oh one more lovely nugget from a dear friend when i arrived at said venue looking like this he asked "what did you come dressed as?" didnt realise lipstick and a headband counted as a fucking costume these days!

Friday

I did it again, If this is the scene at 3am and you have to work at 8:45am for god sakes grow up and go home

Wednesday

" I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but, Your son had the cold dead eyes of a killer.!" HEHEHEHE, i can feel all the wine in me bringing dormant Bernard back to life.

Tuesday

Wonderful people who are also new but under different circumstances then those ealier mentioned. These ones are very fun and are helping me empty a few more bottles or wine because Tuesday is the perfect night for a booze up.

Monday

In my place of employment they have many different coloured floors. This is my favorite. The floor of the disabled toilet.

Saturday

No evidence of the pain. but you should be proud because i did it all again. I believe new friend and i, may be a bad influence on each other

Friday

Friends of a friend. but when said friend decided to go off on holiday adventure to fall in love with "cities" you are forced to make that awkward jump to no longer a friend of a friends but a friend in their own right. So in the spirit of new adventure we drank wine till i realised that without said holidaying mutual friend to pull the reigns we would never stop and therefore cause pain to ourselves in the cold harsh light of day.

Thursday

Would you Hire this Chump?? Had to help the poor child co-ordinate his outfit.

Wednesday

Pop Pop, cant believe the little flea stayed still long enough for a non blurry photo. wonders will never cease

Tuesday

The View From the Afternoon.

Monday

I love a group shot. I think its because i find people curious. I also find teen idols curious......

Saturday

Raising my glass to a very special lady. Happy Birthday to me hetrosexual life partner. Love you long time and we shall celebrate very very soon in a pub in dublin.

Minestrone Soup, which i made cos im still sick. I bought all the ingredients to make this for $7.16 which i think is great so from now on all im eating is minestrone soup cos is cheap and tasty.

Wednesday and Thursday

I was late two days in a row to work which is not the best but hey im blaming the flu for making me a flake.

Tuesday

Trivial Pursuit and dinner with friends. cant wait till everyone is home and we can all catch up together.

Monday

Woke up with flu! luckily i have the day off from work and so i chose to spend it wallowing in front of the TV. This is the view from the floor incase you were wondering.

Sunday

The Drive-Ins. I love the Drive-Ins, maybe its because im a committed pedestrian and have to coerce someone into driving my sorry ass there......... its was freezing cold which it always seems to be. I dont know why i dont ever go to the drive-ins in summer. I love the fact you can text the candy bar and they deliver your popcorn and coke. I love the little man with a battery and jumper leads who patrols the lot after the movie finishes looking for fools who have let their battery die. So i know this post seems really upbeat and positive but dont worry it wont last.
P dot S: yes that is Vin Diesel.... Jealous you know you are.

Saturday

BOO to you saturday. There was vomit on the tram on the way home, VOMIT at 10pm. People are so classy, i love people, I love them and their vomit on public transport when ive been at work all day and am just trying to get home. It brings me JOY.

Friday

The search for the perfect cardigan. I had the perfect cardigan, it was crocheted and glorious. Perfect for days when a coat was too much. So when the sleeve started to unravel i began searching for its replacement. Today via the friendly parcel post man arrived my new black cardigan. I think its slightly too warm but it does have a hood.......

Thursday

So melbourne how i love you, and on the last day of april the sun was shining and the sky was blue, so i finished work and walked over the bridge to fed square and enjoyed more than one glass of wine.

Wednesday

Work, Work , Work.
A typical conversation with one of the darling general public.
ME: Hello can I help (because im a lovely customer service representative)
Old Lady: Yes helllo can you tell me where the toilets are and how long the show goes for
Me: The toilets are down the hall around the corner past the bar, and the show goes for 2hrs 45min which includes the 20 min interval.
This follows with the usual little old lady chatter where they tell all sorts of things and punctuate each sentence with "that was before you were born" or " you wouldn't remember that would you" in that old lady patronising way and i have to continue grinning at them like an idiot becasue thats customer service.
Then this little old lady suddenly stops talking looks over her shoulder and turns back to me and says with a note of panic in her voice
Old Lady: "WHERE"S KIRRALEE"
Me (internal): what are you talking about you crazy old wmen who the FUCK is kirallee.
Me: Im sorry, I beg your pardon.
Old Lady: YOU! lost my friend
at this point she hustles away and leaves me staring at the space she just vacated which is very soon filled by another lovely member of the general public with more inane observations to share with me, becasue im standing behind a counter apparently I give a shit what you think.